Dear Robert

What is your last name? And don't tell me "Wyvern" again. That's not French. Your dad is French, you have to have a French last name.

C'mon already,
-WL

Dear June

What is your husband's name? It's sort of stupid for me to keep calling him "June's husband" even in the outline. It's become annoying.

Thanks,
-WL

Guys

Who's Stewart? "Jerry's friend" isn't very helpful.

???,
-WL

Robert

OK. So they had to match the stained glass windows in the Lady Isle Chapel. Fine.

Mind telling me why?

I'd appreciate some clue - any clue - because at the moment, I'm as confused as Cate is. And that's not good. I'm supposed to know what's going on. And I don't. As usual.

-WL

Note to self: Try to determine whether there ARE any stained glass windows in the Lady Isle Chapel...

Dear Robert

What's with the tattoos? One of the dragons is supposed to be green - not red, green.

Get with the program, buddy.

-WL

Dear Dorothy

Where the hell have you got to lately?? You're not in the house, not that that's anything unusual. But you're not in the car either these days and that's a little weird, frankly.

I mean, OK, great, you showed up out of the blue last week with a brand new idea I didn't need for a short story I don't have time to write. Fabulous. But then you went POOF! again. Are you mad because I said 'no, not right now, thanks'?? I mean, I did make some notes.

Come back. Pretty please. With sugar on top??

-WL

Dear Vampires

I'm sorry, but I've ended up hating you all. Every last one of one, even you, Leo. I'm not sure why exactly, but I'm not sure I care enough anymore to make this Thing into Something.

It's a shame, I know, and I'm sure you are all disappointed. But I think I'm going to give up on you for now.

Sorry. Really.

-WL