Dear Nathan:

I'm sorry about having to change your name, but Jack won't let me change his and having your old name and Jack's start with the same letter was too confusing in that first scene.

OK, OK, - in truth, Jack scares the shit out of me and I don't dare change his. You seem like a nice kid.

Please don't shoot me for this.

Thanks,

-Writer Lady

Dear Callista

We are months away from my last letter to you and yet no closer to a resolution on your purpose in the 'Pie'. This does not bode well for you, darlin'.

Your only function in the story seems to be to introduce the reader to the world of the undead, which frankly m'dear, Leo does a much better job of.

So.

Much as I love your name and that scene in the bathroom at the bar and Leo digging you up and all that.... I just don't see as how we can keep you.

Oh, right: Sorry.

Strangely disappointed,
-Writer Lady