Dear Meg,

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Oh, shut UP! Your gramma was NOT from Shadow and your daddy wasn't a halfling, which means you are NOT a quarter Shadow-blood.

I don't CARE if that explains your uncanny ability to break into all known computer systems with the greatest of ease, you smarmy, smug, too-smart-for-your-own-good beeyatch.

No way. Just. No. Way.

End of discussion,
-WL

PS -- And if you EVEN suggest you're related to Izahk in some way again, I promise you, I shall kill you off most painfully.

Dear Warden,

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YOU DO NOT HAVE A PEG LEG!!!

That's ridiculous. This story takes place in, like, the 27th century or something. THERE ARE NO PEG LEGS. Everyone has bionic limbs if their originals go out. Or something regrown from stem cells or some-such.

So SHUT UP about the peg leg.

Hoping you die at the end, you idiot,

-WL

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