Dear Universe

I just found out about Dave (the real one) and YOU. SUCK.

Why? Why HIM? Of all the fucking people on this planet.

F-F-F-F-FUCK.

That's what I think of that.

Pissed,
-b

Dear Writer Lady

The body: Maybe it wasn't meant to be discovered at all. But someone changed their mind.

-Anonymous

Dear Cate and Robert

Get out of the goddamn bar, into the hotel room and GET IT ON. The rest of the story pretty much hinges on this event so let's quit stalling and get to it.

cripes,
-WL