Dear Ping

Sorry buddy, but you're useless. Get lost.

Sayonara (I'd say it Chinese, but can't remember how. Get over it.),
-WL

Dear Nine Inch Nails

Fuck. I should have been plugged into y'all ages ago.

Cranking it as loud as I can get away with,
-WL

Dear Dorothy

A truck, huh? In the middle of the Deep Desert, huh? And a couple of hapless Chinese dudes who have no idea what just happened, huh?

Well, OK, if you say so... At least now I know WHY Wen-Shu is headed into the middle of frikkin' nowhere...

But we really need to talk, you know, you and I. You're showing up in the weirdest places these days. I know I'm not spending near the amount of time in my car that I used to, and I know that's your favorite place to hang, but it was more than a little eerie to find you perched on the toilet seat when I got out of the shower this morning. Really, really eerie.

But hey, whatever works, right?

Thanks for the tip, Dot,

-WL

Dear Lars and Fenn

Hi boys. We seem to be here again. Up against a deadline and dead in the water, so I'll assume you know why we're here.

Let's get your shit together. Like now.

Thx,
-WL

Dear Luci

Same goes for you, toots.

-WL