Dear "Maggie":

You've got to be kidding. What the hell kind of name is that? Fine for a minor character. Not fine for an Abbess. At all.

I mean, seriously: "Abbess Maggie"?? Come off it already.

Doubting it,
-WL

Dear Luci,

This "Maggie" thing is your fault. I just know it.

Disgusted,
-WL

Dear Luci

We are on page 5. Your hijacking of the plot this early on is worrisome. Please desist.

Now. Get your shit together and do your damn job.

yours,
-Writer Lady

Dear Callista

We are months away from my last letter to you and yet no closer to a resolution on your purpose in the 'Pie'. This does not bode well for you, darlin'.

Your only function in the story seems to be to introduce the reader to the world of the undead, which frankly m'dear, Leo does a much better job of.

So.

Much as I love your name and that scene in the bathroom at the bar and Leo digging you up and all that.... I just don't see as how we can keep you.

Oh, right: Sorry.

Strangely disappointed,
-Writer Lady