Dear "Maggie":

You've got to be kidding. What the hell kind of name is that? Fine for a minor character. Not fine for an Abbess. At all.

I mean, seriously: "Abbess Maggie"?? Come off it already.

Doubting it,
-WL

Dear Luci,

This "Maggie" thing is your fault. I just know it.

Disgusted,
-WL

Dear Luci

We are on page 5. Your hijacking of the plot this early on is worrisome. Please desist.

Now. Get your shit together and do your damn job.

yours,
-Writer Lady