Dear Meg,

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Oh, shut UP! Your gramma was NOT from Shadow and your daddy wasn't a halfling, which means you are NOT a quarter Shadow-blood.

I don't CARE if that explains your uncanny ability to break into all known computer systems with the greatest of ease, you smarmy, smug, too-smart-for-your-own-good beeyatch.

No way. Just. No. Way.

End of discussion,
-WL

PS -- And if you EVEN suggest you're related to Izahk in some way again, I promise you, I shall kill you off most painfully.