31 October 2005

Dear Callista

You have a fabulous, fabulous name. And that's it.

If you don't get a personality - really soon, 'cuz we're comin' down to the wire here - you're getting axed and Emilio can dig somebody else up out of her grave to pal around with.

I mean it, girlfriend. If you don't help me out with this bio and come up with some decent pet peeves, likes and dislikes, you're done. And fess up with your biggest fear already - the real one ('being vulnerable' ??? what the F--- is that even supposed to mean??!?).

And don't give me that 'I've only been un-dead for a week' crap. I ain't buyin' it.

Gettin' pissy,
-WL