If you have issues, bitch, you need to fess the fuck up with them, because as things stand, you have No Stakes. Especially when compared with your erstwhile lover, who has fucking Stakes Galore.
Having No Stakes is a one-way ticket to the Shiny New Story Idea Graveyard. Verstehst Du?
I fucking hope so, because other than Having No Stakes, I like you, you good-for-nothing, blond, fangy whore.
Tons of love (not that you deserve it),
-WL
