I am writing to advise -- very strongly, in fact -- that you avoid fucking with me in the future.
While I lack your Shiny Degrees and Important Title and Position of Power, I nevertheless have my Neferious Ways of making your life Exceedingly Difficult. I am a Grand Mistress of the Passive-Aggressive, you see, and I shall bear no guilt whatsoever at denying you the Simplest of Courtesies at every turn, practising the delighful art of Willful Neglect of any and all Things Important to You, and ensuring, through the Fine Art of the Polite-but-Cold-and-Distant Smile, that you never, ever have even the slightest Cause to Complain about me.
Ever so unfondly yours,
-WL
