Dear Writer Lady

OK, does my face do ANYTHING other than ‘furrow its brows’??!!? I know I’m supposed to be confused and befuddled and sorta wandering around in total shock and disbelief in this scene, but c’mon! Use your imagination, woman! There must be some other way my face can show that. Cripes!

Afraid of wrinkles,
Callista

PS – Look closer: Leo does NOT have a unibrow, his little Buddha belly is cute and he actually does look a bit like DM.