Darlin’.
Are you SERIOUS?? What’s up with the ‘sniffing’? It’s making you look like a fairy. You are not a fairy. You’re a vampire. Get with the program.
But while we’re on the subject: Does Maribel REALLY smell like ‘roasted chestnuts and roses’? You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me.
What the fuck to roasted chestnuts smell like, anyway?
You’re disappointing me,
-WL
