Emrys

You’re a dumbass for getting pulled over, but it’s great for the word count. (So great, I may let you sleep with Maribel again. Just be careful, she may have ulterior motives.)

Oh, and sorry about the FJ, baby, but you had no choice. They had you at the scene. Don’t worry, you can always buy another one.

Grateful darling,
-Writer Lady