Dear Writer Lady

Listen up, bitch…

Oh, what?? You don’t like that?? Yeah, name calling. Doesn’t feel good, does it? Maybe if you didn’t call me that quite so much, I’d be a bit more cooperative. Maybe.

Now. Let’s get this party with Emrys started. I can’t wait to kick his ass. What?!? Sex? I don’t want t… Well, OK, let’s get to the sex, then, shall we?

In fact, that gives me a great idea about how to get the thing the Vamp wants (and yes, his name is ‘the Vamp’. You might as well give up trying to change it. Not. Going. To Happen.)

No, of course, none of that’s in your “outline”! Why are you so attached to that damn thing anyway?

Yours,
-Maribel

ps - And that comment about being a galley slave? Dream on, honey.